david arquette got knocked the f#*k out at lakers game

poor guy can't catch a break.

David Arquette Decked in Fan Skirmish at Lakers-Suns Game
All kinds of celebrities flock to the Lakers' playoff games and one of the familiar faces every time is David Arquette, a devoted L.A. fan and star of the upcoming movie "Scream 4" (yes, they're making another one).

Monday night at the Staples Center, Arquette went from rooting for the Lakers to serving as a "peacemaker" while trying to help a security guard who was being trounced by a fan gone wild.
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brock lesnar will return to UFC this summer

cant wait to see this dude back in the octagon.

Lesnar Healed, will Return this Summer
UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar confirmed on Wednesday that he's completely recovered from a severe abdominal ailment and is targeting a return to MMA competition this summer.

Lesnar, who has been out of action since July due to the illlness, made the announcement alongside UFC President Dana White during a morning appearance on ESPN's "SportsCenter."

White said plans to have Shane Carwin fight Frank Mir for an interim title at UFC 111 in March would go on and that the winner will face Lesnar in a title unification bout later this year. White also said the winner of a scheduled bout between Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Cain Velasquez could be tabbed for the title fight in the event of injury to the other fighters.

White characterized Lesnar's recovery as "a miracle."

"(Doctors) basically said 'You got a lottery ticket,' " White said. "'We can't believe that you didn't need surgery.' "
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Lane Kiffin moves from Tennessee to USC; riots ensue

Police called as UT students shout obscenities at Kiffin

Update 12:01 a.m. ET Tennessee students are still staging a quiet riot on campus. Police were called to the Neyland-Thompson Sports Complex on the Campus of the University of Tennessee as Lane Kiffin was meeting with players to inform them that he was leaving for USC. According to the Knoxville News-Sentinel a group of student chanted obscenities at Kiffin. And they weren’t nice ones either.

Fans also spray painted how they felt about Kiffin on “The Rock”. The Knoxville news has some photos of students being slightly more polite. The school of Journalism at the University of Tennessee has a photo stream of tonight’s events.

Vols basketball player Renaldo Woolridge reports on Twitter that thousands of student chased Kiffin’s car down the street as he left campus. He tweeted that tear gas was used on the crowd and that fire trucks arrived at the scene.

Some reports say that fans were headed to Kiffin’s house.

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america, f*** yea!

Man kills bobcat with bare hands during north Phoenix attack
PHOENIX - After being attacked by a bobcat Monday afternoon, a local man reportedly protected himself and killed the cat with his bare hands.

Just north of the Valley near Lake Pleasant, an Arizona Game and Fish official says the man was hooking up his trailer when he looked underneath and the bobcat attacked, knocking him on his back. To protect himself, the man reportedly held onto the cat until it died.

The bobcat later tested positive for rabies.
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herschel walker MMA debut in January

hell yea.
Herschel Walker Will Make MMA Debut In Sunrise
Walker, who will turn 48 next year, is bringing that athleticism to South Florida. And by "athleticism," of course I mean some blend of Muay Thai, Tae Kwon Do, and ballet ass-kicking ability.

Now he's a mixed martial artist, fighting with StrikeForce. And his first fight will take place at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, on January 30. Nobody knows who he'll be fighting yet. Strikeforce officials say his opponent will be announced in one of their upcoming Showtime fights. Tickets will go on sale starting December 7, though.

At 6'1 and more than 220 pounds, Walker is a fifth degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (That means this fifth degree can spin 180 degrees and give you a kick that will leave a 45-degree dent in your face and knocking you out--zero degrees--cold.) But he's also been training apparently, at the American Kickboxing Academy in San Jose, California.
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texas football is serious business

Marine shooting death tied to football spat
JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — A North Carolina-based Marine was accidentally shot and killed by a fellow Marine on Sunday as the pair argued over a football game, according to local media reports.

Havelock Police Chief G. Wayne Cyrus told The Daily News that Rodriguez and Loya were watching the Texas-Nebraska football game at Loya’s home when they began to argue.

“It was just friendly banter going back and forth,” Cyrus told the newspaper. “One was a Texas fan and one was not.” No word on which was the Nebraska fan.
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i don't want to watch this show, but had to post this .gif

3 second clip from "jersey shore"

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pacquiao vs. mayweather on March 13th

i'm absolutely doing this for my 25th birthday (same day as the fight). plus they have some pretty sweet options, vegas, dallas or the N.O.
Source: Pacquiao agrees to 50-50 split
Manny Pacquiao has signed a contract to fight Floyd Mayweather Jr. in boxing's biggest fight on March 13, a source with knowledge of the meeting told ESPN.com on Friday night.

Pacquiao and promotor Bob Arum met for two hours Friday to discuss the proposed deal, according to Pacquiao adviser Michael Koncz, who told The Associated Press that "Manny has some additional requirements, requests, which Arum didn't think was a problem.

Later Friday it became a done deal, at least on the Pacquiao side, when he signed the paperwork, the source said.

Mayweather had previously agreed to terms with Golden Boy Promotions, his promoter for the HBO PPV fight, but it was unclear if he had signed a contract.

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Notre Dame QB punched in the face by fan

hilarious. even though i have no reason to, i just hate this guy.
Source: Clausen punched by irate fan

Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen was punched in the face by an irate fan outside a South Bend restaurant early Sunday morning and has a swollen eye, a person briefed on the incident said on Monday.

That person said Clausen was "sucker-punched" by a fan as he left an establishment after having dinner with his parents.

The fan allegedly said something to Clausen and/or a female acquaintance.

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woodpecker vs. snake

i don't know how the woodpecker isn't dead.

dude gets what he deserves

the slap at the end is the best

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nice obama

Obama Calls Kanye West a 'Jackass'

President Barack Obama called hip-hop musician Kanye West a "jackass" on Monday in an off-the-record comment during an interview with CNBC, an ABC News anchor reported on Twitter.
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new definition of "free kick"

skip to 0:28 seconds to see the liu kang flying kick of death

kiss of death