yup

this summarizes the world cup

the most hated man in america

use the force

i knew kanye was behind it

in the spirit of the world cup

woody harrelson, international soccer star

pretty damn funny, i love woody harrelson.

Over the weekend, Harrelson took part in the the England vs. the Rest of the World charity match at Old Trafford (in front of some 65,000 spectators) to help raise over £2 million for UNICEF. Woody's appearance at the event is newsworthy by itself, but it gets better. Much, much better. He converted the penalty kick that gave the Rest of the World the victory.




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i want one of these for the world cup

Andre Johnson: "I plan on being a Texan until the day I retire"

pay this man his f'in money.

Texans WR Johnson back without promise of new deal
Star wide receiver Andre Johnson returned to the Texans’ fold Thursday, sounding chastened after missing the team’s first three voluntary organized team activities and seemingly suggesting he wouldn’t skip future off-season workouts as a way of showing dissatisfaction with his contract.

“I didn’t feel right being at home,” Johnson said. “That’s not me. I never miss OTAs. I’ve always been here, so I came in. I’m man enough to say that it was (out of character for him to be a no-show). I’m disappointed about it. I talked to everybody (in Texans’ management). There are no grudges and I don’t have any grudges toward them. We’re just going to move on.

“You can’t really win against the organization. When you’re under contract, they can hold you to it. It’s up to them to re-do it, give you an extension or whatever. They really don’t have to do anything. But I’m past all that now. I’m here working and I’m going to continue to work and hopefully we can achieve our goal of getting to the playoffs and winning the super Bowl.

“Hopefully everything works out. That’s it. I plan on being a Texan until the day I retire.”

via chron.com

david arquette got knocked the f#*k out at lakers game

poor guy can't catch a break.

David Arquette Decked in Fan Skirmish at Lakers-Suns Game
All kinds of celebrities flock to the Lakers' playoff games and one of the familiar faces every time is David Arquette, a devoted L.A. fan and star of the upcoming movie "Scream 4" (yes, they're making another one).

Monday night at the Staples Center, Arquette went from rooting for the Lakers to serving as a "peacemaker" while trying to help a security guard who was being trounced by a fan gone wild.
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water walkers

The Marijuana Football League = Best Game Ever

Dunno how I haven't heard of this yet. Sounds like the best game ever.

NFL Weeds Out Marijuana Football League
The NFL is going on the attack to protect its world famous shield logo from an upstart league that also encourages huge hits ... bong hits.

It's all over the new "420 Football League" -- a new "sport" in which teams compete by ripping a bong and then holding the "toke" for as long as they can. The active players -- among them is rapper Ditch -- can advance the ball one yard for every second they hold their breath. But back to the issue at hand ...

The NFL has sent a cease and desist letter to the owner of the league claiming his 420 FL logo looks a little too much like the NFL shield ... minus the marijuana leaves.

According to the letter, the 420 FL logo will "tarnish the image of the NFL ... and dilutes the strength and value of the NFL trademark."

No word if the 420 FL plans to comply with the NFL's request ... but at least we know Ricky Williams has something to look forward to when he retires.

via tmz

thank god, i was worried for awhile

see it @ huffpo

man runs on field, police start beating. fans get mad and storm the field

kurt rhombus

i used to have this guys playing card, gave hope to all us goofy white kids.

this mascot is better than everyone on the bucks

best defense ever

please tell me someone remembers the XFL and this guy...

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canadian green men are nuts

damnit, the astros still suck

how you have a "wins leader" without winning a game, i will never know.


**update: of course the astros win their first game like 10 minutes after i post this.