adam west in the 60's

probably not good

badass geometric tattoos

more here

when i have a kid..

when i someday have a child, i'm going to use time progression software to see what he will look like when he's 18.

i'm then going to frame the picture and place it on the mantle. when he's old enough to recognize it's him, i'm going to try to convince him that he's a time traveler.

YESSSSS!!!!!!

i wasted so much of my life on hot pursuit 3, can't wait for this to come out.

Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit




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mr. T explains

the chamber of understanding

loved last nights futurami (the plural of futurama). click to enlarge.

meaningless metaphors

yup

passion pit - tonight, tonight (smashing pumpkins cover)

it's funny, if you're into astronomy

heaven is what you imagine it to be

funniest comment ever

posted on Politico's Al Gore sexual harassment story. Just awesome.


see it live here

if i could ever go back to ANY point in time

it would be this...

Thank God for Stanley McChrystal

Say what you will about Bush, he always knew to listen to his Generals.

Furious President Obama summons Gen. Stanley McChrystal to D.C.

The top commander in Afghanistan, Gen. Stanley McChrystal, has been summoned to the White House to explain biting and unflattering remarks he made to a freelance writer about President Barack Obama and others in the Obama administration.

The face to face comes as pundits are already calling for McChrystal to resign for insubordination.

McChrystal has been instructed to fly from Kabul to Washington today to attend Obama’s regular monthly security team meeting tomorrow at the White House.

The article, titled "The Runaway General", appears in the magazine later this week. It contains a number of jabs by McChrystal and his staff aimed not only at the president but also at Vice President Joe Biden, special envoy Richard Holbrooke, Karl Eikenberry, the ambassador to Afghanistan, and others.

McChrystal described his first meeting with Obama as disappointing and said that Obama was unprepared for the meeting.

National Security Adviser Jim Jones is described by a McChrystal aide as a “clown” stuck in 1985.

via politico

this summarizes the world cup

i know you used to have one

breaking bad season finale was phenomenal

damn jesse you one cold muthaf*#ka too!!

my first love

the most hated man in america

use the force

woah

sure buddy, me too

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as soon as you see it, you'll remember the smell

buy me one

a great barney-ism

i'd like to think i'm a wise man

pursuit of happiness cover

ಠ_ಠ

charlie from 'sunny' launches film career

looks like charlie has filmed/is filming a couple movies to be released in 2010/2011. it'll be interesting to see if he can break the typecast, see the plot lines below.

Horrible Bosses (2011)
Three friends conspire to murder their awful bosses when they realize they are standing in the way of their happiness.
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Going the Distance (2010)
A look at the trials and tribulations of a long-distance relationship.
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check out his imdb profile here, dude has had some outlandish roles prior to 'sunny'.

punch brothers - reptilia

great cover, one of my favorite strokes songs

the president of mini is a funny bastard

wings falling off a plane in mid-air

Guaranteed to give you the shivers

Chicago serial killer William Heirens wrote this message on the wall with lipstick after stabbing a woman to death in 1945, giving him the nickname "The Lipstick Killer".

i knew kanye was behind it

Kid Cudi Arrested in New York

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Kid Cudi Arrested In New York
NEW YORK — Rapper Kid Cudi (CUHD'-ee) has been arrested on criminal charges in New York City.

Sgt. John Butorn says Cudi was arrested Friday on charges of criminal mischief and criminal possession of a controlled substance.

Cudi was scheduled to perform early Saturday at Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in Tennessee. After taking the stage, he said, "I really wanted to be here tonight."

Cudi released his debut album "Man on the Moon: The End of Day" in 2009. The Cleveland native also co-stars in the HBO comedy series "How to Make It in America."

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awesome croation guitar prodigy

challenged

"dewey" from malcom in the middle

feel old yet?

hilarious website

http://doescreedsuck.com/

RUN

Van der Sloot's Peru trip was funded by the FBI

This is insane, dude had the balls to attempt to extort $25k out of Natalie Halloway's mother in exchange for information on her disappearance. Feds take over, give him the cash and allow him to slip out of the country and murder another chick before they catch him. The next headline I read about this guy better be about him dead in a Peruvian prison.

FBI Cash Funded Sloot 'Slay' Trip
Federal agents trying to build an extortion case against Joran van der Sloot secretly gave him the cash that wound up funding his trip to Peru, where he killed a young woman exactly five years after the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, The Post has learned.

Van der Sloot tried to shake down Holloway's mother by offering information about her daughter's 2005 disappearance, and agents decided to set him up with a $25,000 payoff, a source told The Post yesterday.

An intermediary acting under the direction of the FBI gave van der Sloot the dough in Aruba on May 10 -- and four days later, he flew to Peru, where he allegedly murdered 21-year-old Stephany Flores in his Lima hotel room.

Van der Sloot took his payola from the feds -- a $15,000 wire transfer and $10,000 in cash -- and went to Peru to play poker, the source said.

It was only last Thursday -- hours after van der Sloot was nabbed on the lam in Chile for Flores' murder -- that federal prosecutors in Alabama announced they were charging him with extortion and wire fraud in the Holloway shakedown.

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first new maker's mark product in 50 years

gonna snag a bottle of this soon.

Maker's Mark 46 Bourbon
It seemed like any other day at the Maker's Mark Distillery, as workers dunked tops of whiskey bottles into tubs of red wax. Only this time, the bottles were different – and so was the bourbon.

Since the late 1950s, the quaint distillery tucked into the Kentucky hills has churned out just one product – Maker's Mark. That's changing with next month's introduction of Maker's 46, a close cousin of the original but with a different aging method in the final weeks to give the whiskey a distinctive taste.

While the world of expensive spirits is rife with offshoots, Maker's was steadfast in clinging to a single product until now.

"This is our first creation in 52 years, and it really is a creation," Maker's Mark President Bill Samuels Jr. said. "It's not like it's Maker's with a couple of more years age on it."

To create the product, master distiller Kevin Smith started with Maker's and dabbled for more than a year before hitting on the recipe.

Whiskey barrels storing Maker's are emptied so workers can insert oak planks inside each. The barrels are refilled and aged two to three months longer than traditional Maker's, which ages six to seven years. As Maker's 46 mingles with the wood, it takes on stronger hints of caramel, spice and vanilla, Smith said.

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in the spirit of the world cup

woody harrelson, international soccer star

pretty damn funny, i love woody harrelson.

Over the weekend, Harrelson took part in the the England vs. the Rest of the World charity match at Old Trafford (in front of some 65,000 spectators) to help raise over £2 million for UNICEF. Woody's appearance at the event is newsworthy by itself, but it gets better. Much, much better. He converted the penalty kick that gave the Rest of the World the victory.




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team keanu

in the end

in the end, everything will be okay

if it's not okay, it's not the end

-unknown

the times the are a changin'

buy gold. buy ammunition.

U.S.’s $13 Trillion Debt Poised to Overtake GDP
President Barack Obama is poised to increase the U.S. debt to a level that exceeds the value of the nation’s annual economic output, a step toward what Bill Gross called a “debt super cycle.”

The government’s total debt rose past $13 trillion for the first time this month. The amount owed will surpass GDP in 2012, based on forecasts by the International Monetary Fund. The lower panel shows U.S. annual GDP growth as tracked by the IMF, which projects the world’s largest economy to expand at a slower pace than the 3.2 percent average during the past five decades.
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helen thomas: another one bites the dust

thank god, this chick is so annoying. on the other hand, does this mean that the Jews do control the media? (joke)

Helen Thomas Retires
The longtime White House journalist has stepped down from her latest role in the wake of controversial remarks made in late May about the need for Jews to "get the hell out of Palestine" and return to Poland and Germany.

"Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately," read a statement from Hearst Newspapers on Monday. "Her decision came after her controversial comments about Israel and the Palestinians were captured on videotape and widely disseminated on the Internet."

Thomas said in a statement that, "I deeply regret my comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians. They do not reflect my heart-felt belief that peace will come to the Middle East only when all parties recognize the need for mutual respect and tolerance. May that day come soon.’’

The decision to retire came as Thomas faced rebuke from nearly every corner after video of her remarks during an interview with RabbiLive.com's Rabbi David Nesenoff emerged online late last week.

"Those remarks were offensive and reprehensible," Gibbs said during the Monday briefing, adding that Thomas's remarks "do not reflect certainly most of the people here and certainly not those of the administration." Thomas did not attend Monday's briefing and journalists, perhaps sensing the closing of an era, were spotted taking pictures of Thomas' empty front row.

via politico

i don't know if you should be driving on E

the ever present ambien walrus

drummer is amazing

sandstorm on trumpet

gold. pure gold.

scotch scotch scotch

pretty funny, click to enlarge.

great whisky ad

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how to fix the BP oil spill

shower time

jersey graph

Irena Sendler

The prize doesn't always go to the most deserving
There recently was a death of a 98 year-old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ‘ulterior motive’ … She knew what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews, (being German.) Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried and she carried in the back of her truck a burlap sack, (for larger kids..) She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

Irena Sendler

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. She was caught, and the Nazi’s broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2008, Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize …. She was not selected.

Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

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some days you're the cop, some days you're the kid

that's not faire